SammyJoe Sabornido

is on a swagga level 1000.
I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and The Damned (via quotethat)

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I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

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mountain-range-on-fire:

sherlockedinthetardis10:

emilyisso-coollike:

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie 

nickelodeon is the one that used to have a big imagination but now just a trend follower

and the bbc was the really cool one who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.

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espruen:

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

Whoa…

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

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thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

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Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

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i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

i´m done with this site

so that’s why the sea is salty

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fierce-imaginings:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognize that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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